By Marcia Kash and Douglas E. Hughes  Jack is a former jeweller who made his living buying and selling diamonds via late-night TV ads. He lives in a rather luxurious, privately-owned retirement home along with his fellow residents: the visually challenged techno-wizard Rose, the artistically gifted but forgetful Flora, and the narcoleptic beauty Blanche. Unbeknownst to the four of them, however, the man to whom they’ve entrusted their life savings - a smooth-talking financial advisor named Barney Effward - has been arrested for bilking his clients out of their savings through a Ponzi scheme. Faced with financial ruin, the four suddenly find themselves confronting the author of their miserable fate when Effward is unexpectedly delivered among them – along with several million dollars in diamonds. Pandemonium ensues as the four retirees try to find a way to exact their revenge, recoup their losses, and keep the authorities from discovering their plans. 

APRIL 9-10 & 16-17, 2027 

APRIL 11 & 18, 2027  

SAMUEL FRENCH/CONCORD THEATRICALS ALL AUDIENCES

 

Dinner & Show Tickets must be purchased by the Wednesday before the performance weekend.

Show Only Tickets can be purchased here until Friday at 12pm - thereafter Show Only tickets can be purchased at the door.

Fridays & Saturdays
Dinner begins at 6:30pm
Show begins on 7:30pm

Sundays
Dinner begins at 1:00pm
Show begins at 2:00pm

Doors open 30 minutes prior