Come and have a laugh as we read-through the stage version of the classic British TV comedy. This is a no-stress event open to all who feel like having a bit of fun. You don’t have to take part - maybe you just want to come along and watch. There’s a bit of bawdy content so probably more suitable for those in their teens or older.
It’s also a great chance to meet some of the hilarious people who hang out at our local theatre. We hope to see you there.

See more about the original cast at https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/allo_allo/
The roles we’ll be reading are:
THE FRENCH
- RENE ARTOIS - Male, our hero. A cafe owner in war-torn France
- EDITH ARTOIS - Female, Rene’s wife
- MONSIEUR ALPHONSE - Male, an elderly but wealthy funeral director
- MADAM FANNY LA FAN - Female, the bed-ridden, elderly mother ofEdith
- YVETTE CARTE-BLANCHE - Female, a waitress
- MIMI LABONQ - Female, another (shorter) waitress
- MICHELLE DUBOIS - Female, an agent for the French Resistance
- MONSIEUR LECLERC - Male, the Resistance’s forger and master of disguise
THE GERMANS
- GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN - Male, the ruthless commander of
- the district
- COLONEL VON STROHM - Male, Commandant of the town ofNouvien
- CAPTAIN GEERING - Male, aide to the Colonel
- LIEUTENANT GRUBER - Male, a (camp) German tank officer
- HERR FLICK - Male, head of the local Gestapo
- PRIVATE HELGA - Female, secretary to the Colonel and lover of
- Herr Flick
THE BRITISH
- OFFICER CRABTREE - Male, a British agent (disguised as a Policeman)
- FLIGHT LIEUTENANT FAIRFAX - Male, a British airman requiring
- repatriation
- FLIGHT LIEUTENANT CARSTAIRS - Male, a second British airman
- RADIO VOICE - Male/Female, the voice of SOE in London.
- RADIO VOICE #2 - Male/Female, a second radio voice. Johnson’s
- tailors in Wimbledon.
& THE ENSEMBLE / STAGE CREW as French Peasants & German Officers