On stage 12th to 21st November 2026
Angel Delight, the illegitimate daughter of a funeral parlour director, inherits the business when her father dies. Before she can sell the business and the land she has to continue to run the business as a funeral parlour for a further five years. Unfortunately she knows nothing about the funeral business but a lot about prostitution. Angel and her team of 'girls' (including an obsessive compulsive transvestite named Delilah) run an undercover massage parlour in the funeral home keeping up appearances despite the prying of disgruntled former employee Mr Swipe who felt he should have inherited the business. Suspenders, death by misadventure and unorthodox embalming techniques feature in this hilarious, quickfire comedy. Rude not crude, cheeky not vulgar - it's a modern farce with lots of great characters.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS PLAY IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE
Show dates and times are:
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Thursday 12th November at 7.30pm
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Friday 13th November at 7.30pm
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Saturday 14th November at 2pm (matinee - only $25.00 per seat this performance)
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Sunday 15th November at 2pm (matinee)
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Wednesday 18th November at 7.30pm
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Thursday 19th November at 7.30pm
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Friday 20th November at 7.30pm
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Saturday 21st November at 7.30pm
Tickets for our matinee at 2pm on Saturday 14th November are $23.00 plus $2.00 booking fee for online bookings only. Tickets purchased at Piako Stationery Supplies are $25.00 (cash only). For all other performances, tickets are $28.00 plus $2.00 booking fee if purchased online and $30.00 (cash only) at Piako Stationery Supplies on Whitaker St, Te Aroha from 9am on Tuesday 27th October.
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Queries? Phone John Watson on (022) 1564708 or email us at tearohalittletheatre@gmail.com
